February 2012
You know what I hate? When people feel the need to give you updates on girls you used to like. “Oh she’s got a new boyfriend now” “Hey did you hear that she hooked up with___?” Like seriously. Piss off, that person is a part of my past for a reason. I don’t care about her anymore. And you’re just stoking the drama fire hoping to get a reaction.
undeservers:
This guy in my gym class asked an Indian girl “Hey aren’t you Asian and shit?” today during badminton.
I’m not kidding.
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
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“The highest form of comedy is revealing a truth.”
– Patton Oswalt
edwardlouisseversoniii:
dave grohl knows EVERYONE.
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